So House is aring right now in the states, I have to wait till tomorrow after uni watch it at the bunker whilst the US is Homekeying themselves into comas and collective pants shitting like it were free-laxative-cookie-month and the only alternative food was cloves and baking sod.

I went around town today looking for something to wear to my sister's 21st this Sat which is going to be held at a place called "Uber" where the hip kids and too-retarded-to-be-tragicly-hip hang out, so already we hit a snag. I had a look at FCUK, Myer, Bardot and any place in between for a "party dress" and 100% of the time I thought to myself... "I hate everything here, you can't even PAY me to wear this, this looks cheap, this is over priced, this is is poorly made, this is cut to make even runway modles look pregnant, this is fugly - burn it with fire"

Raaaaagggg! So I have nothing to wear and nothing I could stand to wear. I hate this city sometimes.

This is as manly looking as I get - no penises for me :( I'd make a crap boy. I need to work on my boy style and deny my breasts existance like a red-headed-bastard-step-child.

So I got paid today and I was all like ~~

But then I realized it was $400 short and I was all like

Chase!Emote is the best thing ever tho and after all my improved barista training I can now make coffee that doesn't suck!

Two British RAF men, just chillaxing, all done in netspeak/chav-lang which is almost a new form of Nadsat* if you can keep it fluid and with a straight face. It's like World War 2 retold by stuipd 13 year old boys!

*The Youth Slang dialect from A Clockwork Orange

So the minute my stinkin' money comes (if not by tomorow I will seriously kill a motherfucker) I'm dropping a wad for this:

For Sirius - my hand will fall off from all the  and yes IN BLUE X WHITE !!!! This will stick out like a mofo in my wardrobe. Also I have to get new breast-crushing bra and cut down on the Scotch-Fingas and cheese toasties for a month if I want to not look like BLUE WHALE. Also to be my first AP dress since they started puting out things with an approx 35.4 IN bust line... technically 1 cm too small for me but that's where mamory-destroying death-bra comes in handy. And all in time for Operation: Sea Arrggh!

Something to sum up my feelings about purchasing something so blue and from Angelic Pretty is this:

PS. FRED DURST MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Doctor Chase - you're so damn useless this season - I miss your assholeishly fantastic blondeness retarding up my telly screen. Also folks I'm bored out of my brain, I've gone to all my usual interboob haunts and now am starting to exhaust the internet. Oh well, better clean up the mess in my room :\

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Monday I will dedicate to important projects that I've been putting off, like making that detachable Peter Pan collar, fiddling around with that fimo clay for doodad making, setting things up for next uni projects and cleaning up this squalid pit I call a room.

Email from boss about my lack of income from out put of labour, I fixed up my signout issues and told him the hours I'd worked - DOES NOBODY KNOW WHERE AND WHEN PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING SHIFTS? HE'S THE ONE WHO FUCKIN' WRITES THESE TIMETABLES, I JUST ROCK UP WHEN THE TIMETABLE TELLS ME. I'M NOT A FUCKIN'G MIND READER TONY FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

I'll be Monday night in the US in a few hours/a dayish... new episode of House *rubber necks across the Atlantic* HURRY UP YOU FOOLS! This is one of the few things keeping me relatively sane. I've been a bit of a wreck, getting uni assesments done and work dicking me around makes for an unhappy Fappy

*crickets*


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