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Pizza Slut

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Mar. 24th, 2014 | 10:55 pm
music: Interpol - Slow Hands

So currently I'm working at a pizza place

It's a hokey faux New York style pizzeria right in the heart of the city.

I'm 100% convinced it's a front - cuz everyone's paid cash in hand.

The Pepperoni and Mushroom and the Triple Cheese is pretty good, but I can't stand to eat there or pizza anymore.

FYI the 'Garlic Bread' is just one slice of the Triple Cheese cut into a third and garnished with parsley. This is good because if you want that one after the 6pm flag fall when the price goes up from 5 to 7 dollars you just order the special trio of 'garlic bread' which is 5 dollars.

You're welcome.

Also I will hate you forever if you think I'll give you a whole pizza for 5, that's the price per slice, you're not clever or witty and I hate you.

Also the bbq meat combo and the bbq meatball are the grossest things on earth and I will judge you harshly if you buy more than one slice.

I am a gigantic arsehole :)

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